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Auguste "Gus" Tilki is not French ([info]wingedreporter) wrote,
@ 2011-11-16 13:50:00

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Current mood: exhausted

So you remember those college days in which one day you realize, "Where did my weekend go? Seriously, one moment, I'm getting out of class on Friday and bam! It's Monday morning!" And when you try to recall the weekend all you get is a montage that may or may not be set to some 80's classic for the background music and there is a laughing clown for some reason? And you're like, "WHAT IS THAT CLOWN?"

Yeah, that is how I felt yesterday but the potential for mind altering substances didn't happen later into the night and I woke up in some person's bed and I scooted out of there before they woke up and headed to work about 20 minutes late.

I feel hung over, twitchy, and VERY exhausted.

The good news is, I broke my dry spell. 8D

The bad news is... well, let me put it this way:

"Hey, Lust. Thanks for showing me a crazy evening/day/whatever. But you're a bitch for leaving without good bye. But I won't miss you anyway."

So, sorry. Everyone I sexually harassed. I owe each of you something. Just name the price.

P.S. - Brady, Ari: Not to alarm you guys or anything but perhaps we should rent Three Men and a Baby this weekend

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 07:01 pm UTC (link)
are you serious?

i think we probably need to see your doctor before we even worry about ... that.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 07:20 pm UTC (link)
...

Yeah. Probably.

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 07:22 pm UTC (link)
i should have tried tracking you down.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 07:37 pm UTC (link)
Bro, it's fine. One crazy night never hurt anyone.

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 07:40 pm UTC (link)
yeah, and one of one crazy night was with some vd infested chick?

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 07:42 pm UTC (link)
I am 99.9% sure I used a condom with 75% of them.

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 07:43 pm UTC (link)
that's not funny.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Considering there were four of them... that is pretty good odds.

But it is true what they say... alcohol does exacerbate bad decisions.

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 07:48 pm UTC (link)
yeah, i know. man.

wait, four?

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 07:51 pm UTC (link)
... Yeah. Four. One was a quickie though.

Don't worry, I feel more like a slut than proud of my manliness :P

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 07:52 pm UTC (link)
well, it's not like you were in control of that situation. but i'm still taking you to get checked out just in case.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 07:57 pm UTC (link)
I can take myself to the doctor.

Also, please don't tell my mother that her son was a little whore last night.

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 07:58 pm UTC (link)
mm.

as if i would.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:04 pm UTC (link)
Yeah I know. But I just wanted to be clear. :)

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 08:21 pm UTC (link)
i hear you.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:26 pm UTC (link)
So what do I owe you?

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
a sitting.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:29 pm UTC (link)
A sitting? I'm lost!

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 08:32 pm UTC (link)
you know, you sit still for an hour or two. i sketch.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:33 pm UTC (link)
In the nude?

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 08:39 pm UTC (link)
let me think on that.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Okay. I will sit for you.

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 08:43 pm UTC (link)
good. it will be a very heterosexual, platonic sitting.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Fine, I will try to turn off the part of me that likes guys. D:

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 08:55 pm UTC (link)
yeah

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:34 pm UTC (link)
And sit still?

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 08:40 pm UTC (link)
yes, still.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:41 pm UTC (link)
That. Is a tall order.

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 08:41 pm UTC (link)
you can have breaks, as long as you get back in the right position afterward.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Rock. Okay, when do you want me?

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[info]latetomyseance
2011-11-16 08:44 pm UTC (link)
after you've rested.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:45 pm UTC (link)
Okay this weekend then.

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[info]magienoir
2011-11-16 07:59 pm UTC (link)
It's okay. I overreacted. Let's just let bygones be bygones.

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-16 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Bro, I don't know WHAT to make of your last entry but something doesn't feel right. It seems like some sort of trap.

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[info]magienoir
2011-11-16 08:06 pm UTC (link)
I can understand why you feel that way. What I said was terrible.

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[info]beautifultouch
2011-11-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
Sounds like you were pretty busy!

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[info]wingedreporter
2011-11-17 02:07 am UTC (link)
Yes I was. Damn I wish I was with you... well maybe not. Very strai-

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[info]shuropedia
2011-11-17 03:04 am UTC (link)
It's a good movie.

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