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Auguste "Gus" Tilki is not French ([info]wingedreporter) wrote,
@ 2012-01-13 16:28:00

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Current mood: amused

You know it's Friday when you and your co-worker friend (who does international Asian Politics) spend the afternoon giggling over just how UNPHOTOGENIC Kim Jong Un is.

Granted, Kim Jong-il was not the most photogenic of people. After all, we have the wonderful Kim Jong-il looking at things

But consider this for a moment:



It started early. Wow, I would be suspicious of a potential tyrant when you have an older brother who is mildly attractive in comparison.



You know, he is not unphotogenic because of his weight but it certainly does help.



"Seriously, dear leader, this was the best picture I could get!"



Yeah, he really looks confident and knows what he's doing as he gets into that tank.



The NEW Dear Leader with Bed head!



I'm a General REALLY! This is how you're SUPPOSED TO HOLD A GUN!

I will finish with:



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In other news, if you plan to pull a prank on me, please give me a list of your allergies beforehand. Thanks in advance!

Also, what is with the trains acting all fucked up? I should just permanently use portals as a means of travel.



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[info]4c
2012-01-13 09:54 pm UTC (link)
im allergic 2 stupid

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[info]wingedreporter
2012-01-13 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Then you must break out in hives every time you talk to Renaud.

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[info]4c
2012-01-13 09:57 pm UTC (link)
who?

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[info]wingedreporter
2012-01-13 10:00 pm UTC (link)
Simon

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(no subject) - [info]4c, 2012-01-13 10:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:03 pm UTC

[info]latetomyseance
2012-01-13 10:02 pm UTC (link)
you know, we used to say... water moccasin's most dangerous snake in the u.s.

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[info]wingedreporter
2012-01-13 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Well, he has a lot to live up to and the fact that his older brother was well liked and better looking, I am sure he has a huge complex.

Like the Asad family (Bashar Asad is another we like to mock because he looks like an elf and he deserves it)



Current president is second from the left. He's the tall, awkward one with weird ears. I am sure his brothers probably mocked him which molded him to the dictator he is today.

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[info]latetomyseance
2012-01-13 10:06 pm UTC (link)
seriously, gus.

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(no subject) - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]latetomyseance, 2012-01-13 10:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]latetomyseance, 2012-01-13 10:13 pm UTC
Brady - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:15 pm UTC
Gus - [info]latetomyseance, 2012-01-13 10:16 pm UTC
Brady - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:17 pm UTC
Gus - [info]latetomyseance, 2012-01-13 10:22 pm UTC
Brady - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:27 pm UTC
Gus - [info]latetomyseance, 2012-01-13 11:50 pm UTC
Brady - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-14 12:04 am UTC

[info]beautifultouch
2012-01-13 10:12 pm UTC (link)
I missed you at the gym this week.

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[info]wingedreporter
2012-01-13 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Yeah... I decided to use my new weights from Christmas.

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[info]beautifultouch
2012-01-13 10:15 pm UTC (link)
That's cool, I guess.

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Felix - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:17 pm UTC
Gus - [info]beautifultouch, 2012-01-13 10:23 pm UTC
Felix - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:28 pm UTC
Gus - [info]beautifultouch, 2012-01-13 10:33 pm UTC
Felix - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:37 pm UTC
Gus - [info]beautifultouch, 2012-01-13 10:37 pm UTC
Felix - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:41 pm UTC
Gus - [info]beautifultouch, 2012-01-13 10:42 pm UTC
Felix - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:50 pm UTC
Gus - [info]beautifultouch, 2012-01-13 11:48 pm UTC
Felix - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-14 12:05 am UTC
Gus - [info]beautifultouch, 2012-01-13 10:43 pm UTC
Felix - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-13 10:50 pm UTC
Gus - [info]beautifultouch, 2012-01-13 11:35 pm UTC
Felix - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-14 12:10 am UTC
Gus - [info]beautifultouch, 2012-01-14 12:14 am UTC
Felix - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-14 12:22 am UTC
Gus - [info]beautifultouch, 2012-01-14 12:23 am UTC

[info]occupycatacombs
2012-01-13 10:42 pm UTC (link)
Do you suppose he has enough support to maintain the regime?

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[info]wingedreporter
2012-01-13 10:55 pm UTC (link)
I don't know much about North Korea to make a great guess but my guess with a society like NoKo in which you now have a couple generations who grew up with the belief the Kim family is your "Dear Leader" then they first have to deprogram. But unfortunately, while the internet helped bring about the Arab Spring because it exposed a younger generation to other tales being told outside the government, NoKo is even more closed off than that. I doubt the people of NoKo have the capability to think for themselves anymore not to mention people drop dead of starvation.

I mean, look at the older son. He went abroad and realized how much of a better deal they had so didn't want to come back and no doubt he lives in privilege!

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[info]occupycatacombs
2012-01-14 01:08 am UTC (link)
I keep feeling like saying '3rd world' isn't enough for some places. Countries wit government imposed poverty deserve to be fifth world countries or something like that.

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[info]magienoir
2012-01-14 12:19 am UTC (link)
Your sincerity is showing.

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[info]wingedreporter
2012-01-14 12:21 am UTC (link)
Glad you noticed.

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[info]magienoir
2012-01-14 12:22 am UTC (link)
Oh, I did. :)

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(no subject) - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-14 12:24 am UTC

[info]shuropedia
2012-01-14 01:19 am UTC (link)
Is he smiling in the last one? I can't tell.

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[info]wingedreporter
2012-01-14 02:08 am UTC (link)
I think it is indigestion.

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[info]shuropedia
2012-01-14 02:32 am UTC (link)
I believe its referred to as 'smiling with your eyes.'

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[info]doorchic
2012-01-14 02:26 am UTC (link)
Do pranks happen to you often?

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[info]wingedreporter
2012-01-14 02:29 am UTC (link)
Sometimes! But I do deal them back

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[info]doorchic
2012-01-14 02:33 am UTC (link)
Ever wonder if that might be the problem?

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(no subject) - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-14 02:35 am UTC

[info]too_easy
2012-01-14 02:34 am UTC (link)
I reckon he could use some rugby.

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[info]wingedreporter
2012-01-14 02:36 am UTC (link)
This is true. Perhaps we shall send an invitation to him!

Except, I somehow imagine him to be like Cartman.

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[info]too_easy
2012-01-14 02:42 am UTC (link)
Cartman would make an amazing dictator.

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(no subject) - [info]wingedreporter, 2012-01-14 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]too_easy, 2012-01-14 02:45 am UTC



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