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Auguste "Gus" Tilki is not French (wingedreporter) wrote,
@ 2012-02-17 16:37:00

Current mood:

blah

You know, Eddie Izzard made a good point in that stand up. Noah's Ark took all the good animals as God flooded the world. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FISH and other ocean creatures? Clearly, there are still evil fish around. And I was sort of thinking all day about that. Just how creepy the ocean is. It's kind of what happens in there is sort of the opposite of evolution. There are some pretty creepy things in the ocean. And even if they look cute they are complete and utter assholes.

So ocean creatures are pretty annoying and evil. The Bible Says So.

In other news, I fully believe that brinner is under-appreciated by many Americans. If I get married he/she must make me brinner once a week. So I think... tonight will be waffle night. Who wants in?

And now for something completely different:

6 Real Planets that Put Science Fiction to Shame

You know, when I went to school in the country (okay New Haven, CT is not exactly the country but compared to NYC it is), it was crazy to be able to see the stars. But after reading about Amatsu-Mikaboshi the other day in the Catacombs I am thinking the dolphin rule applies to stars too.

Buuut we have Perseus up there. And Orion. And Andromeda so maybe they can't be all that bad.

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	latetomyseance 2012-02-17 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	me. except i'm going out to a movie. save some for me? i'll eat them when i get back? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	Is it a daaate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	latetomyseance 2012-02-17 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	not really. just ran into a couple of classmates who asked me if i wanted to see something with them, and i figured you'd probably be dancing, and ari'd be bar hopping, so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-18 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Nah, I'm going to go dancing tomorrow. Tonight I'm going to try and write at least 1000 words. Let's see how this goes. [Private to Brady] Is Ari angry at me or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	latetomyseance 2012-02-18 12:12 am UTC (link)
	i'll probably be back by midnight, if you're still up. [gus] he does seem a little testy. but he's been kinda stressed out since january. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-18 12:15 am UTC (link)
	You know I will be. [Brady] Yeah I suppose. Just what he yelled at me for just didn't fit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gus latetomyseance 2012-02-18 12:18 am UTC (link)
	maybe he's having trouble sleeping or something. just give him space, i guess. maybe we can have some kinda special nz dinner night for him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Brady wingedreporter 2012-02-18 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Sunday maybe? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gus latetomyseance 2012-02-18 12:26 am UTC (link)
	sounds good. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	beautifultouch 2012-02-17 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	I could do brinner. It'd be nice if someone else cooked for me for once. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	I see how it is. People want me to cook. I will probably burn it. But sure! Gym then you can come over and I will cook you an adorable post-Valentine's meal? ;) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beautifultouch 2012-02-17 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Gym and then Valentine's brinner is good. I had kind of a sucky V-Day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-18 12:20 am UTC (link)
	So did I. I got stuck in the office and didn't get to go to single's night like I usually do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beautifultouch 2012-02-18 12:27 am UTC (link)
	I was so tired when I got home, I just sat on the couch until I fell asleep. Are we getting old? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	crazymaking 2012-02-17 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	hey! don't act like nobody does! :p (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beautifultouch 2012-02-17 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ha! That's true. You do make some great dinners. But not my roommates. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	4c 2012-02-17 10:01 pm UTC (link)
	~~apollo sort of had orion killed, i think.~~ i expect 2 end up in the stars when i die (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Well, work hard one day. I will love to see your balls of gas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	4c 2012-02-17 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	~~how r u not still a virgin?~~ your sew weird. i might just ask Apollo or Zeus, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I sew weird because I don't sew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	4c 2012-02-17 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	ohohoho, how clever. whatd u study at yale or harvard neway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	I went to Yale. And I studied Wit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	4c 2012-02-17 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	u cant major in wit. was it writing? can i read your novel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:42 pm UTC (link)
	I majored in Journalism and Minored in Creative Writing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	4c 2012-02-17 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	did u work on the yale newspaper? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yep! I wrote the sports section for one year. And then my senior year I was assistant editor. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	4c 2012-02-17 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	my dad is a sports journalist. i props should have mentioned that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	Haha, cool. I kind of got stuck with the role when I was in college because I was on track and played soccer. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	too_easy 2012-02-17 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Waffles are dessert. And what's so bad about dolphins? Why were you reading about Amatsu-Mikaboshi? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:11 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds somewhat accusatory for text. Waffles are a breakfast food but that is the beauty of brinner! Dolphins aren't as cute as they seem and kill for fun... like serial killers. Because I was curious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	too_easy 2012-02-17 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Text doesn't sound like anything. It'd be more accurate to say "it reads somewhat accusatory." You Americans are the only ones who eat dessert for breakfast. Humankind does that same, but that's no reason to condemn the entire species. What did you read about him? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:35 pm UTC (link)
	Ari, are you feeling okay? You know what I meant. Uh, it's a breakfast food in most countries. Why are you hating? Yeah, but people don't understand that aspect about dolphins. I read about him because I heard about rumors about him going around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	too_easy 2012-02-17 10:49 pm UTC (link)
	Did you even read your reference? The only waffle variant specifically listed as a breakfast food is the American waffle. The majority of the other examples are qualified as street vendor fare. Whatever, just forget it, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	There is a lot of vendor food that people buy for breakfast. I have no idea why it even matters if Americans think it is a breakfast food or not. So what? You're acting kind of weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	too_easy 2012-02-17 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Just leave off, I said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-17 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	Ari, did I say something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	too_easy 2012-02-17 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	No. I shouldn't have engaged in such a meaningless debate. Just drop it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shichi 2012-02-18 06:49 pm UTC (link)
	Most fish aren't smart enough to be evil, for them there is food, not-food, and trying to be not-food. The ocean isn't really that creepy. Humans can be cute too, but we all know how much people can be annoying or evil. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-18 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	They're still creepy. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shuropedia 2012-02-19 12:12 am UTC (link)
	I adore Eddie Izzard. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-19 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I figured you would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shuropedia 2012-02-19 12:20 am UTC (link)
	I find him to be very brave. A lot of comedians lack that, but the great ones are all brave. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	wingedreporter 2012-02-19 12:28 am UTC (link)
	I like Eddie Izzard in that he could be a one trick pony but he is not. His stand up is widely varied. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shuropedia 2012-02-19 12:39 am UTC (link)
	Yes! That as well. He is also one of the best when it comes to messing up a joke. A good stand up is a lot about being funny when you have failed to be funny. (Reply to this) (Parent)